he-fucked-a-tiger:

so i have this friend named juan

and one day at school this kid came up and started making a whole bunch of puns with his name

this tends to annoy him so he chased this kid down some stairs shouting threats

when he came back i looked him dead in the eyes and said “so i guess you juan”

and the look on his face made me think that day would be the day i die

(via momo-mento)

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via asian)